a girlfriend is a potential wife, if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

posted on Aug 19 from suchsweetnothin © kushandwizdom with 11,638 notes

posted on Aug 19 from chariczard © absolutelyfilthysmut with 415,494 notes

reblog this if you got kicked out of the theater for masturbating to all four shrek movies

posted on Aug 19 from vicaitlynjinx © dutchster with 1,552 notes

petition to make this the new loading gif

posted on Aug 19 from drp-34 © catleecious with 109,776 notes

you deserve far more than i /// t.f.

posted on Aug 19 from beanios © delicate--souls with 2,780 notes

Hello friends! Many of you have felt very upset lately. This is a list of resources you can keep track of to try to cheer up. I hope it helps!
Anxiety Self Help Masterpost
Calming Manatee
Cute yahoo answers
Guided relaxation
The thoughts room
The quiet place
Have a hug!
Healthy alternatives masterpost
Learn a new hobby masterpost
Play Tetris
Breathing exercises
Go somewhere new
Emergency compliment
Having a bad night
Talking about mental health
Relax playlist
Another relaxing playlist
Reward yourself with kittens while you write!
Stress analyst
Coffee shop sounds (Help corgi found this most effective with calm music in the background!)
Nature sounds
More nature sounds
Drown out other noises (more sounds!)
If you like the sound of rain
Draw something silky!
Cut something (blood tw, woof!)
Play some more cute games
Break something (loud noise)
Paint a nebula
Self injury recovery
Vent online here or here.
Have an mobile application for anxiety!
If you or someone you know is at risk for suicide:
Look for help here.
Counseling and prevention (masterpost hosted by tumblr staff)
Woof! This list will be updated as often as I can. I hope you all feel better my friends!

posted on Aug 19 from askdemetrialovato © helpcorgi with 54,431 notes


waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep


posted on Aug 19 from virginity © snorlaxatives with 556,660 notes


The biggest tragedy of Doctor Who for me is the fact that Jack never met the Ponds.

I mean, he would have liked Eleven and Amy.


He would have PURSUED Rory to the ends of the universe, and Rory would just be really confused and Amy would get super overprotective

"Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you?"


can you understand why I need this

posted on Aug 19 from psychamaniac © enjolromanov with 17,096 notes

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what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

posted on Aug 19 from lowbutt © colinmorgasms with 107,250 notes



which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”


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Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?So now.Support beekeepers.Support bees.buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

Reblogging for my bee brethren!

did they learn nothing from bee movie

posted on Aug 19 from tornrnypickles © josiephone with 167,888 notes